Most Likely To Drink All The Wine Thanksgiving Tee

Some bring pie. You bring Pinot. This tee is for the holiday MVP—the one who keeps the corks popping and the family drama tolerable. Whether you're hosting, toasting, or just surviving the side dish debates, this shirt lets everyone know who’s in charge of the bottle (and the vibe).

Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for couch lounging and bold enough for the dinner table spotlight. Pair it with stretchy pants and a generous pour—you’ve earned it.

Details:

•  Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend

•  Fit: Classic unisex

•  Tear-away label for comfort

•  Machine washable

•  Available in multiple sizes

Giving Back:  For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because generosity pairs well with everything.

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