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May None Of Your Real Feelings Slip Out At Thanksgiving Dinner T-Shirt
May None Of Your Real Feelings Slip Out At Thanksgiving Dinner T-Shirt
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Thanksgiving: the Olympics of emotional suppression. This tee is for the champs who smile through the side-eyes, nod through the nonsense, and keep their real thoughts tucked somewhere between the stuffing and the wine. Whether you're biting your tongue or just here for the pie, this shirt says what you wish you could.
Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for couch naps and bold enough for passive-aggressive compliments. Pair it with stretchy pants and a well-timed sip—you’ve got this.
Details:
• Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend
• Fit: Classic unisex
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Machine washable
• Available in multiple sizes
Giving Back:
For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because kindness is always in season, even when your patience isn’t.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |




