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Crimson Aphrodite

Mashed Potatoes Thanksgiving Tee

Mashed Potatoes Thanksgiving Tee

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Turkey’s fine. Pie’s great. But mashed potatoes? That’s the soul of the season. This tee is for the ones who pile it high, drown it in gravy, and defend their side dish with passion. Whether you're stirring the pot or just showing up for the starch, this shirt makes your priorities deliciously clear.

Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for couch naps and bold enough for the family photo. Pair it with stretchy pants and a spoon—you’ve got comfort food to conquer.

Details:

  Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend

  Fit: Classic unisex

  Tear-away label for comfort

  Machine washable

  Available in multiple sizes

Giving Back:  

For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because kindness is the best side dish of all.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
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