Crimson Aphrodite
Mashed Potatoes Thanksgiving Tee
Mashed Potatoes Thanksgiving Tee
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Turkey’s fine. Pie’s great. But mashed potatoes? That’s the soul of the season. This tee is for the ones who pile it high, drown it in gravy, and defend their side dish with passion. Whether you're stirring the pot or just showing up for the starch, this shirt makes your priorities deliciously clear.
Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for couch naps and bold enough for the family photo. Pair it with stretchy pants and a spoon—you’ve got comfort food to conquer.
Details:
• Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend
• Fit: Classic unisex
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Machine washable
• Available in multiple sizes
Giving Back:
For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because kindness is the best side dish of all.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |

