Jade Thalassa
It's Not Hoarding If It's Halloween Decorations Tee
It's Not Hoarding If It's Halloween Decorations Tee
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More bats? Yes. Another skeleton? Absolutely. This tee is for the Halloween maximalists—the ones who know that spooky season isn’t a phase, it’s a lifestyle. With bold lettering and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for decorating marathons, haunted house setups, or casual candy runs.
Made from a soft cotton blend and pre-shrunk for lasting wear, it’s comfy enough for everyday haunting and stylish enough to justify that fifth pumpkin pillow.
Details:
• Material: Soft cotton blend
• Fit: Unisex, relaxed silhouette
• Design: “It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Halloween Decorations” printed in bold, playful style
• Pre-shrunk for lasting wear
• Great for layering or solo spooky statement
Perfect For:
• Halloween decorating, shopping sprees, and spooky selfies
• Gifting to your favorite Halloween enthusiast
• Pairing with pumpkin slippers and a tote full of fake spiders
Giving Back: For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because even hoarders of Halloween joy love to share.




