Crimson Aphrodite
Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee
Green Beans Thanksgiving Tee
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Not everyone’s here for the turkey. Some of us show up for the sides—and green beans deserve their moment. This tee is for the ones who pile them high, defend them from picky eaters, and know that a little crunch goes a long way. Whether you’re sautéed, steamed, or sassily seasoned, this shirt makes your veggie pride loud and proud.
Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough for couch lounging and bold enough for the family photo. Pair it with stretchy pants and a smug grin—you brought the best dish.
Details:
• Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend
• Fit: Classic unisex
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Machine washable
• Available in multiple sizes
Giving Back:
For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because kindness is always in season, just like green beans.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |

