"Eat Pizza" Turkey Protest Shirt

Not feeling the family drama this year? Skip the turkey, dodge the awkward convos, and wear your mood loud and proud. This tee is for anyone who’s trading stuffing for slices and embracing the chaos with carbs and comedy.

Featuring a disgruntled turkey and a bold “Eat Pizza” message, it’s the perfect uniform for Friendsgiving, solo feasts, or unapologetic couch lounging. Soft, breathable, and unisex, it’s made for comfort and side-eye-worthy style.

Details:

•  Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend

•  Fit: Classic unisex

•  Tear-away label for comfort

•  Machine washable

•  Available in multiple sizes

Giving Back:  For every item sold, we donate $1 to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation—because even if you’re skipping the stuffing, you’re still serving up joy.